Three Italian aliens introduce Joe Simonton to greasy pancakes while requesting water. Joe shows immediate disgust at the taste. "Well they tasted like cardboard, thats why they're so small I guess!"
Turning the pancakes over to the airforce they were revealed to be regular buckwheat pancakes. Its assumed that Joe simply ruined them while cooking breakfast for his friends and simply made the tale up to cover his stupidity.
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