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Plejarens are sexy sexy space aliens that visited Billy Meier and posed for many photos. They gave Billy a sweet toy raygun that nobody could find at any of the Earth toy stores. It shoots a beam right through plants--which causes the plants to scream in pain. Plants have horrible existences.

The exteriors of Plejaren "beamships" look identical to Scandinavian trashcan lids, but the interiors are full of beautiful women and roman columns and dead Italian crooner Dean Martin. 
Pleiadians and Dino

Plejarens onboard spacecraft piloted by Dean Martin

Plejadeans

Plejarens

Pliabilly meier

Photos of Plejaren beamships, full of beautiful women from Dean Martin's TV show

Pliaiaiadians

A gigantic man sitting outside a gigantic house, holding a normal sized Plejaren beamship. That tree is normal-sized too.

 

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