An accurate rendition of Phil Schneider's Dick
One of the dick cars
The mangled remains of Phil Schneider's genitalia. After it was split open during Phil's service in the military, Phil Schneider's Dick would go on to fight alongside its owner in a firefight at Dulce Base with several tall gray aliens. Following Phil's "suicide" in 1996, Phil Schneider's Dick detached itself from his masters cold embrace and has since traveled across the country in its little cars, fucking women and killing grays with its mystical dick powers. Some say Phil Schneider's Dick is humanities only hope in the ongoing battle with the grays. But who knows? Only time can tell....
Reunited at last