I doubt that's what Herbert looks like, but godammit the world needs to see this shit

According to Donald Marshall, Herbert is a pet lizard owned by Henry Kissinger. Yes, that is right. Henry Kissinger named his pet lizard, which fucking eats children, Herbert.

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