The Grapefruit launcher is a simple weapon designed by the Sharkmen to destroy the International Space Station (ISS) with the sole intention of preventing us from playing Angry Birds.
Design EditEither a pressurized tube that launches grapefruit or grapefruit analogies from the open end. Or a tube the diameter of an average grapefruit fitted with a rubber sling or rubber glove finger (from a large surgical glove like the kind worn by Sasquatch.)
Aim (pun intended) Edit
To destroy the ISS with the sole intention of destroying the satellite network used for mankind to access and play the Angry Birds game.
- ↑ https://www.spreaker.com/user/unbelievable/unbelievable-podcast-open-lines-episode-_4
- ↑ The grapefruit (Citrus × paradisi) is a subtropical citrus tree known for its sour to semi-sweet fruit.