Overview[]
The Grapefruit launcher[1] is a simple weapon designed by the Sharkmen to destroy the International Space Station (ISS) with the sole intention of preventing us from playing Angry Birds.
A grapefruit
Design[]
Typical Sharkman with tiny humanoid hands.
Either a pressurized tube that launches grapefruit[2] or grapefruit analogies from the open end. Or a tube the diameter of an average grapefruit fitted with a rubber sling or rubber glove finger (from a large surgical glove like the kind worn by Sasquatch.)
Sasquatch proudly displaying his surgical gloves
Aim (pun intended)[]
To destroy the ISS with the sole intention of destroying the satellite network used for mankind to access and play the Angry Birds game.
References[]
- ↑ https://www.spreaker.com/user/unbelievable/unbelievable-podcast-open-lines-episode-_4
- ↑ The grapefruit (Citrus × paradisi) is a subtropical citrus tree known for its sour to semi-sweet fruit.