Overview[]
Fritz Springmeier (born Victor Earl Schoof) was a classic American conspiracy theorist/militant Christian.
Classic Jokes[]
"Now think about this - here on the outside we've got a Catholic, and a Mormon, and a Jehova's Witness. This is the perfect control mechanism. The Catholic out here is fighting the Mormon who's fighting the Jehova's witness who's fighting somebody else. No one of them ever rebel against the Center."
"Satan knows that when you go to a resturuant you like a variety. So all of these groups are paterned under that pie shaped thing that I just gave you, that pyramid -- and my apologies to Baskin-Robbins, there are more than 31 flavors there."
Images[]
The pie-shaped-pyramid-thing Fritz distributed at the Prophecy Club displaying 49 flavors.